Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs." You got the idea... Then copy and paste this into a new post with your answers filled in.
1. There was general agreement that Mace needs to better understand how OMG's work relates to its own.
(Huh??)
2. I just want to say that Mace needs some serious love.
(Word! I mean-- Jedi aren't supposed to love.)
3. Mace needs more friends....wanna be her friend?
(I ain't no woman.)
4. Dammit, guards! get in here! Mace needs the patch.
(The patch? I don't need the patch. Death sticks are for pussies.)
5. Mace needs to hire me a butler next...
(That damn Yoda... always thinking I'm his bitch.)