Here, the zoo was telling me to Nest Like A Heron. So I crawled in the big oversized thing and relaxed a bit.
The Zoo was commanding me to Walk On My Knuckles Like A Chimpanzee. So I did. But the ground was a little wet and my stylish Earth Pants got damp.
This is where they told me to crawl in this oversized shell and pretend I was a Turtle. I felt tiny in there. And tiny is not a normal feeling for me.
Those are some adventures of mine at the zoo. Later in your month October, I'm going back to Disney World... for, uh... a mission. And I'll be at Dragon*Con again in September. If I do anything else, I'll be sure to post about it here.
Oh, and does my scarf look okay? I was kind of chilly, but I couldn't pass up wearing my Earth-wifebeater. Why are those shirts called wifebeaters? You all are a crazy people.