Greetings, everyone! So a little while ago, I took a trip to a zoo. It was in a little city called Baltimore. And I saw many strange animals. But the thing that got to me the most was the Younglings Section of the zoo. Did they really want kids to try these things? How odd, man.
Here, the zoo was telling me to Nest Like A Heron. So I crawled in the big oversized thing and relaxed a bit.
The Zoo was commanding me to Walk On My Knuckles Like A Chimpanzee. So I did. But the ground was a little wet and my stylish Earth Pants got damp.
This is where they told me to crawl in this oversized shell and pretend I was a Turtle. I felt tiny in there. And tiny is not a normal feeling for me.
Those are some adventures of mine at the zoo. Later in your month October, I'm going back to Disney World... for, uh... a mission. And I'll be at Dragon*Con again in September. If I do anything else, I'll be sure to post about it here.
Oh, and does my scarf look okay? I was kind of chilly, but I couldn't pass up wearing my Earth-wifebeater. Why are those shirts called wifebeaters? You all are a crazy people.